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1DENTITY TH3FT

by 1DENTITY TH3FT

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1.
hey oh yeah how are you doing tonight we're the worst band in the fucking world and I got one fucking question hey (x5) who's that guy who's that fucking guy (x2) (to pippy) keep going you son of a bitch whos your dad who's your fucking dad (x2) I wanna meet him, I wanna take him out to dinner but first, I need to know his name so who's your dad, who's your fucking dad (x2) who's your dad I need to know his name, I wanna meet your dad what's your dad's name, I wanna meet him does he have cool hair and smoke cigarettes does he like to kiss you on the lips like tom brady, your fucking dad is tom brady? what? no? so, who's your fucking dad I wanna know first and last name, right now (x2) who's your fucking dad tell me who your dad is, right now who is he (x3) who's your dad oh yeah who's your dad, who's your fucking dad who's your dad I wanna meet your dad, I wanna put a little hat on him I wanna see where he lives I wanna go to his fucking house, I wanna go to house I wanna meet him, I wanna see what kinda shit he keeps in the cabinet the one that's too high up for you to fucking reach I want to meet him, yeah, I would really like to meet him your fucking dad (x7) who's your fucking dad? who is he (x2) who's your fucking dad, oh ho! I wanna meet him, and I wanna know what his name is oh god, fucking kill me, I wanna fucking kill myself oh god who's your dad who is he, who's your fuckin dad? tell me who your dad is. pippy: that's already hitting top 100 vinnie: that's fucking tight
2.
what's your credit card number, take 2. hey, you there, I have a little question for you what's your credit card number and the three digits on the back and your billing zip code, whats your credit card number whats your credit card number (x5) hey, please, I need to buy some cigarettes, please what's your credit card number, hey! [unintelligible moaning] what's your credit card number (x3) hey, hey hey hey, hey. what's your credit card number, I can't fucking do this anymore. but hey, i'd say, we have time for one more chorus, don't you agree? so i'm going to ask you one last time: what's your credit card number (x10) what is it, what is it, what is your fucking credit card number dear fucking god, I need to know, where do you live what's your billing zip code, please please tell me what's the three digits on the back, tell me what's the three digits on the back what are they, what's your full legal name who's your fucking dad?
3.
SSN 07:09
[general guttural moaning] what's your social security number (x?) [unintelligible] (normal voice) my throat is bleeding what's your social security number (x?) boys, boys, hey, go fucking nuts boys go fucking nuts, go fucking nuts [screams] social security number (x?) make more noise, make more fucking noise make noise, and keep fucking going [unintelligible] oh god, oh god, what's your social security number [music] [pained, unintelligible screams] social security number (x?) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 and done, we're done, end the song end the fucking song get me out here let me out of here (x2) end the song, please let me out why won't you stop playing let me out, let me out of the song [defeated moan] I have done irreparable damage to my vocal chords pippy: that was a banger!
4.
hey, hey i'm outside of your fuckin house i'm looking in your window i'm creeping around in the bushes and i'm looking in your windows what an ugly fucking house what's with the fucking wallpaper fucking, what is this the 19 fucking 70's that shits fucking disgusting and don't get me started on your appliances ceramic, white? who the fuck are you where's your fucking stainless steel this is like a nice neighborhood you could fucking afford it, cheap fucking piece of shit i'm looking in your basement, is that rat shit on the floor dog shit, rat shit, what is that, what is on your fucking floor I fucking hate you, and you know what? i'm outside of your house did you hear me? I said i'm outside of your house look out the fucking window i'm outside of your house fucking look at me i'm outside of your house (x a million) and i'm coming in the window i'm coming in your fucking window (x6) i'm inside of your house (x2) i'm under your bed i'm inside of your house i'm your fucking bed what do you got under here, porno mags? from the fucking 70's? what the, who the fuck is this guy what is this sock its rock fucking solid this sock its crusty and its, this fucking sock fucking freak, i'm gonna fucking kill you (x2) i'm inside of your house (x forever) [unintelligible] and i'm gonna fucking kill you i'm inside of your house oh footsteps! I hear footsteps (x2) who's coming near me, who's [unintelligible] i'm inside of your house hey, OOOO there's an ankle next to the bed i'm inside of your bed i'm gonna grab that fucking ankle I got that fucking ankle in my hands who are you, what have you done? (x2) i'm inside of your house and I've got my hands around your neck (x2) i'm gonna fucking kill, i'm gonna fucking kill you inside of your house [unintelligble] look me in the fucking eyes right now (x2) I have one fucking question, I have one fucking question for you man who's your fucking dad? [crowd boo's]

about

Recorded in a single day on June 9th, 2022, 1DENTITY TH3FT is the collaborative exorcism of lifelong friends "Bonzo," "Pippy," and "The Count."

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released January 13, 2023

Bonzo:
vox (tracks 1-4)

The Count:
guitar (tracks 1, 3)
drums (track 2)
bass (track 4)

Pippy:
drums (tracks 1, 3, 4)
guitar (track 2)

mixed & mastered by Bonzo

recorded at "Nick's Basement Recording Company"

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